Columns
Where’s The Revolution?
Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. So, this is a bit awkward. I don’t really have a column...
Predicting Chicago Fire Players’ Ratings in EA FC 24
Typically around this time of year, soccer fans around the world are eagerly awaiting the launch of a new FIFA...
But No One Cares
Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. Man, there really wasn’t any soccer this week. Sure, there’s international soccer,...
Play The Kids
Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. Say what you will about the results, but the last two games...
Crown of Madness
Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. This past matchday, I proved that I am very emotionally stable and...
Find Your Identity
Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. Recovering from a game on Sunday is much more difficult than a...
Chicago Fire Best XI, with One Player Per Season
A few months ago, a popular Premier League YouTuber challenged his followers to build a best XI for their club...
Final XI: Previewing the Fire’s Remaining MLS Regular Season
And then there was one. The Fire now only have one competition on their schedule for the rest of the...
I’m Still Here
Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. As always, I actually write my column the day/night before. That’s how...
The Saddest Slice of Pizza in All of Chicago
Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. Well, it was honestly closer than I thought it would be and...
